Busy Beaver / Paid by the ParenConlogMost lines of codeTerse Turtle / Brevity is the Soul of WitartFewest lines of codeThe Elm AwardConlogMost helpful error messages?artLeast helpful error messagesRock and a Hard PlaceConlogMost constrainedBugs without ErrorsartLeast constrainedrtfmartBest documentation“Self-Documenting”ConlogWorst documentationPitchdrop Experimentart + ConlogMost tar in the Turing pitThat Delivery Was Not What We Hoped It Would BejdkaplanLast place in the pizza contest *The Rodrigo AwardcynaryBest proof of Turing completeness by constructionsleep(28800)jdkaplanMost sleepBurning the Midnight OilkadeLeast sleep
* Awarded as a consolation prize. The pizza contest is a lot like
poohsticks: we ordered pizza at the same time and then waited to see
when each delivery arrived. There is no award for first place; the prize
was getting pizza quickly.